You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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