good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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