What did we do last night that was yellow?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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