If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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