have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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