there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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