Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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