How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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