I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is Oprah even human
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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