Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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