eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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