I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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