there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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