No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Randomize
