i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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