Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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