Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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