i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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