garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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