Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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