Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have tasted many bathrooms
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