Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
