Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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