My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You don't make any sense
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party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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