that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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