Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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