How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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