Small penises have feelings too.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
