Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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