so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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