so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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