Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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