She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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