So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
In other news, I just burned my penis
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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