By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Is Oprah even human
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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