I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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