I hope mine doesn't look like that
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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