Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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