I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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