But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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