Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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