so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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