I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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