S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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