Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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