I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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