So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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