No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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