Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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