so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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