Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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