My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
