We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
